I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
 Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
 (I'll have the quesadilla, on the house)
 I'm gonna dress my ass
 With the latest fashion
 Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
 Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

 I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
 I'd even cut my hair and change my name